Tuesday, June 16

I had 44 Posts

yes, I'm one of those. Who joke at the number 44, and swear that the number 54 is the worst number on the planet. So if your pants are swung low and your sneakers are the latest pair of ________ (name a new pair of sneakers I dont know about here), you probably hate me. Its cool.

Now, on to the real shit.

Do you ever wonder who keeps the most secrets? The girls with big hair? or big tits? Is it that girl who stands in the corner and watches the world revolve slowly, or the one who knows all the boys, all the girls and makes out with every greasy haired, herpes infested, pubecent teenager that walks by when she's drunk off tequila body shots? Neither, its her boyfriend, her boyfriend's best friend, her best friends boyfriend, its always the boyfriend.

Girlfriend's put their entire trust into the boys they give their all to, I mean what else can they possibly do? They know who doesn't like their girlfriend and why they dont get along, they know all the gossip their girlfriends have told them about their enemies as well as all the secrets their girlfriend had before they met them.

They dont tell people these secrets (thats if you have a good boyfriend) because its not in their nature to. Boys dont gossip, they punch, they dont spread rumors, they clamp fists, this is why we trust them, this is why we spill our subconscious thoughts into their willing ears.

Theres only one thing your boyfriend doesnt know, and that is, the mistakes you made while you were with him.


45 is 54 backwards.